Jagermeister? I don’t even drink it…
My shirt has the superman logo… I can fly :D
STRIPES
I have the powers of the Alliance from World of Warcraft
SWEET
Weeping Angels. BLINK AND DIE, MOTHAFUCKERS.
Triathlon tshirt. Swim, Bike, and Running!!! \o/
I’m wearing plaid…
SUPER LESBIAN!
Pirates of the Caribbean…
I’M JOHNNY DEPP
I’m wearing my ‘nerds 2^2 ever’ shirt. So… pretty much nothing changes?
Apparently I have heroin-based superpowers.
I should be so fucking lucky.
ATOMIC ENERGY. FUCK YEAH.
I’m naked… NORK POWAH!!!
I’m still in my pajamas. They say “I <3 My Bed” So apparently that’s my power, then. Huh.
flag of the uk …? bollocks
I have Legend of Zelda powers
Oh fuck yes
I AM SCOTT PILGRIM
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac….Who wan’t to be my friend?
I can shoot portals anywhere.
I can deal with that.
(Source: otomegane)
