i can commune with and control animals
im also a paraplegic
im also an alien
i have the power of being sexy
I have the power of colorful candy so…
I guess I taste awesome? Please don’t eat me. I’ll give you diabetes.
i can turn anyone to a butt at will
that is my power
I am a prehistoric ancestor to modern amphibians.
Oh, and I have supersonic croaks.
to turn you gay right before you die
A 4000 year old egyptian spirit that has the mystical powers of the bongos and is good at cleaning- OH GOD NO
assassinating people and being gay
I can talk and test… What good will this do when fighting crime?
I can make coffee and then spend the rest of the day wondering if I forgot to add the pump of sugar-free vanilla they asked for.
I have wings and can talk with angels, which is really useful, I guess?