Posted on Sunday, 6 May 2012

neurotic-barista: notsomutechell: gayassassin: bakura-douchebongo: saucygaymacbeth: devonianecho: i-c-h-t-h-y-o-philia: your-moms-butt: technicolor-candy: idreamofmpreg: tessvros: i can commune with and control animals im also a paraplegic im also an alien wow gay i have the power of being sexy I have the power of colorful candy so… I guess I taste awesome? Please don’t eat me. I’ll give you diabetes. i can turn anyone to a butt at will fish that is my power fish I am a prehistoric ancestor to modern amphibians. Oh, and I have supersonic croaks. … CROAK. to turn you gay right before you die A 4000 year old egyptian spirit that has the mystical powers of the bongos and is good at cleaning- OH GOD NO assassinating people and being gay huh okay I can talk and test… What good will this do when fighting crime? I can make coffee and then spend the rest of the day wondering if I forgot to add the pump of sugar-free vanilla they asked for. I have wings and can talk with angels, which is really useful, I guess?

neurotic-barista:

notsomutechell:

gayassassin:

bakura-douchebongo:

saucygaymacbeth:

devonianecho:

i-c-h-t-h-y-o-philia:

your-moms-butt:

technicolor-candy:

idreamofmpreg:

tessvros:

i can commune with and control animals

im also a paraplegic

im also an alien

wow gay

i have the power of being sexy

I have the power of colorful candy so…

I guess I taste awesome? Please don’t eat me. I’ll give you diabetes.

i can turn anyone to a butt at will

fish

that is my power

fish

I am a prehistoric ancestor to modern amphibians.

Oh, and I have supersonic croaks.

…

CROAK.

to turn you gay right before you die

A 4000 year old egyptian spirit that has the mystical powers of the bongos and is good at cleaning- OH GOD NO

assassinating people and being gay

huh

okay

I can talk and test… What good will this do when fighting crime?

I can make coffee and then spend the rest of the day wondering if I forgot to add the pump of sugar-free vanilla they asked for.

I have wings and can talk with angels, which is really useful, I guess?

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    I’m the Doctor, a god, a hunter and a detective. I’m awesome.
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    I FLY
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    Making keyblades out of thin air! FUCK YES
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    …I kidnap awesome that always tells the truth? I feel more like a villian than a hero.
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    I am a time-traveling android freedom-preaching messiah!
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    blackmoodcraft If you’re bummed out, I will make your day better with some truly macabre knitting and painting projects....
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    TheLouringLady. I have the ability to,uh, make people see their most miserable moments and the worst of their fears I...
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    to hide from everyone and not find anything?
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    I DONT KNOW< CAN WE JUST ALL GO TO DISNEY
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    My powers are being a friendly whale, singing, and never having to speak to another human being ever again.
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    the power to summon moses’s father-in-law riding a t-rex
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    i can create scary… dolls…?
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    Uhh… I guess I can make wishes come true.
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    I make gods jealous of my beauty and shrug my shoulders a lot.
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    being somewhat content.
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    You can see me and not be entirely disgusted.
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    I swallowed a light bulb.
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    to create illusions and crud, like i could turn into a bear but not really. people just Think im a bear